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Only a ‘moron’ would buy YouTube

Billionaire investor and dot-com veteran Mark Cuban had harsh words Thursday for YouTube, the online site that lets people share video clips, saying only a “moron” would purchase the wildly popular start-up.Cuban, co-founder of HDNet and owner of the NBA’s Dallas Mavericks, also said YouTube would eventually be “sued into oblivion” because of copyright violations.”They are just breaking the law,” Cuban told a group of advertisers in New York. “The only reason it hasn’t been sued yet is because there is nobody with big money to sue.”

Mark Cuban: Only a ‘moron’ would buy YouTube | CNET News.com

Google To Acquire YouTube for $1.65 in Stock

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif., October 9, 2006 – Google Inc. (NASDAQ: GOOG) announced today that it has agreed to acquire YouTube, the consumer media company for people to watch and share original videos through a Web experience, for $1.65 billion in a stock-for-stock transaction. Following the acquisition, YouTube will operate independently to preserve its successful brand and passionate community.The acquisition combines one of the largest and fastest growing online video entertainment communities with Google’s expertise in organizing information and creating new models for advertising on the Internet. The combined companies will focus on providing a better, more comprehensive experience for users interested in uploading, watching and sharing videos, and will offer new opportunities for professional content owners to distribute their work to reach a vast new audience.

Google Press Center: Press Release

Google: le débat est ouvert

Article rédigé pour La Libre Belgique.

Google est moins une menace qu’une incroyable opportunité qui permettrait aux journaux de reconquérir les jeunes.

Entre Google et les éditeurs de la presse francophone belge, la bataille est désormais engagée. Quelle que soit l’issue de cette tumultueuse affaire, les plaignants ont toutefois perdu la guerre depuis longtemps déjà. L’occasion manquée remonte au milieu des années 90 lorsque l’Internet a fait irruption dans notre vie quotidienne. Au lieu d’investir massivement dans ce medium qui bouleverse les règles du jeu, la presse quotidienne a longtemps tergiversé sans nourrir de véritable vision à long terme. Aujourd’hui, ses atermoiements lui coûtent cher et, sous couvert du droit d’auteur, elle tente vainement de rattraper son retard par la voie judiciaire.

On peut certes blâmer Google pour son arrogance et son mépris des lois qui ont d’ailleurs transformé cette entreprise en icône de la mondialisation uniformisante. Mais, en définitive, ce moteur de recherche est moins une menace qu’une incroyable opportunité qui permettrait aux journaux de reconquérir les jeunes. Ces derniers consomment désormais les médias de façon radicalement différente de leurs parents. Or, que fait la presse francophone belge? Elle parvient à s’aliéner Google au lieu de l’apprivoiser et de réinventer son métier en fonction.

Car, si on dépasse la querelle juridique, c’est ici que réside le réel enjeu: à l’heure des blogs, du podcasting et des wikis qui transforment virtuellement tout citoyen en producteur d’information, la presse devrait se recentrer sur son métier de base (la création de contenu) et atteindre les gens là où ils se trouvent désormais: sur le Net, sur l’iPod, sur le téléphone portable… C’est ce que nous faisons chez Emakina. En dix ans, notre attitude face aux médias a profondément changé. Il serait temps d’en prendre acte et d’adapter le modèle économique en fonction.

Dans l’immédiat, les journaux francophones n’enregistreront probablement qu’un impact marginal suite à leur éviction de la base de données de Google. A longue échéance, ils en payeront le prix fort et cesseront tout simplement d’exister dans l’esprit collectif.

Les éditeurs parties au procès feraient bien de regarder ce qu’a accompli De Persgroep au nord du pays. Depuis quelques mois, «Het Laatste Nieuws.be» est le 5 éme site le plus visité en Belgique et a même engendré 7sur7, un nouveau quotidien francophone disponible uniquement sur Internet. A quand une initiative aussi ambitieuse de l’autre côté de la frontière linguistique?

Songbird RC1

Enfin du nouveau dans le monde des logiciels de lecture et de gestion de votre musique : Songbird, intéressant projet Open Source qui exploite le moteur de rendu HTML de la fondation Mozilla (Gecko), est une alternative a iTunes assez originale. Avec SongBird vous surfez le web et pouvez jouer tout fichier audio (MP3 et autre) ou video (MOV, MV4, …) qui se trouvent liés dans le code HTML d’une page web. S’ils vous plaisent, vous pouvez les télécharger dans votre librairie. Vous pouvez aussi vous abonner à un blog, ou un podcast et recevoir automatiquement les nouveaux morceaux dès leur publication… Enfin une série de moteurs de recherche dédié à la musique vous permettent de trouver rapidement d’autres morceaux lorsqu’un artiste vous plaît. La version Almost 0.2 “Test Flight” est téléchargeable pour Windows, Mac OS X et Linux. Encore un peu instable mais prometteur.

Chris Conty n’existe pas

Chris Conty n’existe pas. Pas plus que Sam Lennov (un canulard d’Emakina), Spinal Tap (1984), Nico et son Goblin (une campagne de viral marketing d’Emakina), LonelyGirl15 ou Tony Sheraton (pour ceux qui s’en souviennent). Chris Conty est une pure invention de Canal + qui diffusera le 4 octobre 2006 a 22h30 un rockumentaire qui lui est consacré : “QUE RESTE-IL DE CHRIS CONTY?”, réalisé par Benoît Finck, produit par Madré Films Production (joli le lien en html en haut de leur site flash pour le google pagerank).

Pourtant, depuis la mi-septembre 2006, pullulent sur le net pléthore de sites, de blogs, de forums qui lui sont consacrés. Deja plus de 17.000 hits relevés par Google.

Manifestement une campagne de manipulation de l’information à fins promotionelles (aussi appellé Buzz Marketing ;-)), destinée à propager la rumeur est orchestrée de main de maître de l’univers du Web 2.0. Et c’est là, en fin maître conteur, ce qui m’amuse. Hé oui, Emakina est donc pas la seule agence à inventer des histoires à des fins promotionelles… mais de là à me faire berner, il reste de la marge. Je connais bien trop les trucs ;-))

Ce qui est énorme, c’est qu’en plus d’une diffusion télé, les fins manipulateurs ont eu soin de s’assurer des complicité de rock star francaises (Michel Fugain, Nicolas d’Indochine, Axel Bauer, Thierry Ardisson, Marka et Laurence Bibot, Adamo, …) et de partenaires (Canal +, Universal, la FNAC?, Amazon?, …). Il reste à voir si le contenu de l’émission est un documentaire sur Chris Conty ou sur la désinformation et les canulards sur internet.

En attendant voici un petit tour de Web consacré (artificiellement) à Chris Conty :

Etc.

Sachant que tout est bidon, c’en devient un vrai plaisir de découvrir les multiples canulards. Cherchez vous-même

Vraiment un excellent travail de buzz et viral marketing !

US Patent Application : Full body teleportation system

It is the object of this invention to teleport a human being from one location to another by creating a pulsed gravitational wave traveling through hyperspace that asymmetrically compresses and expands the quantum wells of the human energy being. This spacetime curvature distortion of the hyperspace quantum wells pulls the physical body out of dimension such that the human being is teleported along with the wave. As the pulsed wave moves on past the quantum wells, the human is brought back into dimension at some distant location. The invention requires (1) a device that will generate a wormhole between space and hyperspace, and (2) a device that will generate a gravitational wave which can be inserted through the wormhole.

United States Patent Application: 0060071122

John St Clair has applied for quite a few patents:

  • Electric Dipole Moment Propulsion System
  • Electric Dipole Spacecraft
  • Cavitating Oil Hyperspace Energy Generator
  • Hyperspace Energy Generator
  • Hyperspace Torque Generator
  • Rotor Inductance Propulsion System
  • Rotating Electrostatic Propulsion System
  • Bobbin Electromagnetic Field Propulsion Vehicle
  • Electric Dipole Moment Propulsion System
  • Magnetic Vortex Wormhole Generator

The George Castanza Philosophy of Work

1. Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hand look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper look like they’re heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2. Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal email, calculate your finances and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren’t exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they’re not bad either. When you get caught by your boss – and you *will* get caught – your best defense is to claim you’re teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.

3. Messy desk. Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like you’re not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year’s work looks the same as today’s work; it’s volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you’ll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

4. Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don’t call you just because they want to give you something for nothing – they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That’s no way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they’re not there – it looks like you’re hardworking and conscientious even though you’re being a devious weasel. If you diligently employ the method of screening incoming calls and then returning calls when nobody is there, this will greatly increase the odds that the caller will give up or look for a solution that doesn’t involve you. The sweetest voice mail message you can ever hear is: "Ignore my last message. I took care of it". If your voice mailbox has a limit on the number of messages it can hold, make sure you reach that limit frequently. One way to do that is to never erase any incoming messages. If that takes too long, send yourself a few messages. Your callers will hear a recorded message that says, "Sorry, this mailbox is full" – a sure sign that you are a hardworking employee in high demand.

5. Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to George Costanza, one should also always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.

6. Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read but have no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walk past the boss’ room on your way out. Send important emails at unearthly hours (e.g. 9:35pm, 7:05am, etc.) and during public holidays.

7. Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are very hard pressed.

8. Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc Can always borrow from library. Thick computer manuals are the best.

9. Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use it freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember: They don’t have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.

10. MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward this to your boss by mistake!!!

The George Castanza Philosophy of Work

 

 

Origami: Buzz Killer?

origamibuz.jpgIgnoring the fact that the just revealed Origami platform is indeed a small, electronic device, thereby forcing a compulsory moment of craving, we are thoroughly surprised at how accurately Microsoft and Intel have targeted a segment of the computing market completely barren of potential customers.

Robert Scoble attempted some sort of preemptive spin yesterday, walking through the categories of ‘device killers’ that the Origami was not. (Scoble said—to quickly sum up—that the Origami was not an iPod, OQO, PSP, Nokia N90, Treo 700w, or Palm killer, nor was it a portable Xbox.)

Clearly, the Origami is an OQO killer, at least by design. Both devices are pocket-sized computers that run full-blown version of Windows XP, including Tablet PC Edition. (Although the OQO has a built-in keyboard, while the first Origami models do not.) Perhaps Scoble meant “larger and less convenient than an OQO, which would prevent it from killing the device.”

More baffled reactions which we anticipate regretting once Apple decides to use this as a Newton revival platform after the jump.

As for everything else, well, it’s too big to replace PDAs and smartphones—although we can certainly see a day in the near future when full-blown PC operating systems might supplant PDA-specific OSes—and it’s actually less convenient a form factor than a sub-notebook. We’re just not buying that a device with a 7-inch screen and a separate keyboard is going to be worth lugging around in a bag when our smartphones already give us mobile email and basic web browsing. And if this is supposed to replace our laptops, why such a funky form factor? How are we supposed to use the Origami models when typing with a Bluetooth keyboard? Even the two-year prototype with a built-in keyboard looks awkward.

The real news here is probably that Microsoft has developed a version of Windows XP (the ‘Origami’ name comes from Microsoft’s work, we gather) that works with the new Intel hardware to provide long battery life. That sounds great, guys. Could we get that in a laptop?

 
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Originally from Gizmodo on March 7, 2006, 10:58pm